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The Wife Zone Chart [Official Video], How to pick a girl, How to Pick A Wife with The wife Zone Chart.The wife zone chart will help you.How to find a girlfriend the right way Best way you could ever think of for picking the right girl to be your wife. The Wife Zone Chart! This Amateur Einstein Has the Ladies All Figured Out Unveiling his "Hot Crazy Matrix" to the world for the first time on YouTube, 46-year-old armchair sociologist and unsung American hero Dana McLendon just changed the dating game for men everywhere Leave it to a 46-year-old suburban dad to crack the complex code that is womankind. Dana McLendon, a pistol-packing lawyer from Tennessee who gives off more of an algebra teacher vibe, appears in a YouTube video posted last week by Tactical Response CEO James Yeager, the defense-training expert best known for threatening to “start killing people” if the government tightened gun control laws. Calling upon all the wisdom he’s gained about women, dating and finding the one in his half-century on earth, McLendon outlines what he calls his “Universal Hot Crazy Matrix,” which is “everything a young man needs to know about women” summarized in one convenient infographic. As much as we really wanted to hate it, we have to hand it to McLendon—though his chart pushes all the uncomfortable buttons in the politically incorrect, misogynistic ways you’d expect, it kind of works. As a female viewer, it’s sort of like being a redneck who likes Jeff Foxworthy. And the man has a gift for deadpan delivery. McLendon’s matrix begins with his “hot” and “crazy” axis, with hot measured on the usual scale of one to 10 and crazy starting at four, “because of course there’s no such thing as a woman who is not at least a four crazy.” The “hot-crazy line” is drawn diagonally, dividing the grid into various quadrants of desirability, which he unpacks for viewers with the cold, hard logic of a pragmatist. McLendon advises that any woman below a five in hotness be automatically relegated to the “No Go Zone” because “life is better this way.” “As a rule,” he says, “we do not date or marry women who are not at least, in our mind, a 5.” he No Go Zone abuts the “Fun Zone,” which is reserved for women who fall below the crazy line and between five and eight on the hot scale. “You can hang out here and meet these girls and spend time with them,” McLendon says. “But keep in mind…you want to move out of the Fun Zone to a more permanent location.” Above the Fun Zone is the “Danger Zone,” which is where you find your classic stage-four clingers. “This includes your redheads, your strippers, anyone named Tiffany and hair dressers,” he says. “This is where your car gets keyed, you get a bunny in the pot, you’re tires get slashed and you end up in jail.” If You Have any Doubts check the links below: http://www.wikihow.com/Choose-the-Right-Girlfriend http://charmingoo.com/10-qualities-of-the-perfect-girlfriend/ http://www.girlschase.com/content/choosing-right-qualities-woman
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Galactic Warlock (1 hour ago)
Jesus H Christ.
Candy Kane (13 hours ago)
This would’ve been true but let’s face it. Most men’s wives aren’t hot and most sex workers are hotter than the wives 😴
Matthew Hood (18 hours ago)
"Anyone named Tiffany" I love this man
Joachim Normand (18 hours ago)
Yo idk if who did it first but in How i met your mother(TV show), there's something just like this.
Braden Frazelle (1 day ago)
Good to see David Wallace is doing well
Michael Allen (1 day ago)
You have to put it a crazy matrix for periods, pregnancy and menopause because then the insanity changes from second to second.
pegster6 (1 day ago)
I'm female and he's 100% correct!
Michael Gaias (1 day ago)
Police in Florida warned me about 1:50 redheads stripper girls named Tiffany and hair dressers... Car gets keyed you end up in jail
Anonymous (2 days ago)
This should be a TEDx talk.
Serge Omelayenko (2 days ago)
Why would you EVER Move Out of the Fun Zone?
reuben clough (3 days ago)
send help im in the danger zone
Jonathan B (3 days ago)
We need a male version
TheSoloDragon (3 days ago)
And if any girl is below a 4 then she might be actually a 9-10 crazy
DarkClaw78213 Gaming (3 days ago)
I really hope this is satire...
Man (4 days ago)
"You're dating a tranny" 😂😂😂
loomythefirst III (6 days ago)
shit i need to grab a notebook and write this shit down
Gibbyboy 1324 (6 days ago)
1:57 anyone named Tiffany 😂
Cory Mc (6 days ago)
ive only met the unicorns online.. or in a movie
Martie SassyB (6 days ago)
Dorks lol
h4u5er (6 days ago)
thats wisdom...
herraez (8 days ago)
I am better so much better now I am done being mean. I LOVE MY LIFE!
Charlene Oracion (9 days ago)
Morgan Freeman: hat if we used 100% of our brain? Me: have I told you about the unicorn zone?
the windy sage (9 days ago)
Being shown this on a subway stop at 4 am was definitely the best time to watch it
Ed Williams (10 days ago)
indeed
Guapo Jones (10 days ago)
I remember watching this a few years back and laughing my a$$ off. Now I watch this and regret that I didn't take him more seriously.
WISDOMPHIΦΦΦ (10 days ago)
PSYCHO-LOGICAL
George H. (11 days ago)
I haven't been in the fun zone forever.. its like the desert.. lol
Make Love (12 days ago)
Men are so much easier. They all are worthless. Good night.
Farees (13 days ago)
44 people named Tiffany disliked this lmao
King Bobby (13 days ago)
Has anyone located the 🦄??
Ro Sm (14 days ago)
Damn... if only I saw this before I met my EX wife.....
Tom Hart (14 days ago)
The idea that they can go from one place on the board to any other place in an instant is so profound and accurate. I've made that mistake seeing only one point on the graph and going all in. Ruined me. Give it lots of time.
Matthew Holyoake (15 days ago)
A girl that I like alot referred me to this inciting that I may need help?! I'm sure there's a hidden, subliminal message but it seems pretty legit to me?! Now I'm all confused (which I hate) and I'm sure she must be laughing her butt off...There's always a hidden meaning when a girl referrals you to this?! Maybe I'm damned as she maybe trying to implying to me when I do finally meet up with her sigh...
Plan C (15 days ago)
I love this guy. Its only funny because its TRUE
ZeeTanK (16 days ago)
My wife is in the unicorn zone; she wasn't a guy and she's not a girl, she gave me 2 kids. She's a unicorn.
Michał Krawiec (16 days ago)
This video shows everything i've learned in college. Should've just watch that instead.
miamiwax (16 days ago)
Dude is dead ass serious. Lol
Andy Carter (17 days ago)
7.5k girls named Tiffany disliked this video
Jim Sea (17 days ago)
Actually there is another category. I met a 9 that was committed for mental health issues and was treated. Still looks like a 9 but is acting like a solid down to earth 5.
NNick0310 (18 days ago)
This guy is an asshole 😂
Georgi Georgiev (18 days ago)
You are such an asshole!! U have no idea about women!!
Lance Dowds (18 days ago)
3:08 They're reasonably not crazy... most of the time. <3
Bohemian Hippee (18 days ago)
This is ridiculous.
CR7NEYMAR (20 days ago)
The day a boy turns 13 this should be mandatory to watch
Willie Just Willie (21 days ago)
LOL PREACH!!!!!
Patrick Bateman (21 days ago)
I captured a Unicorn and chained her in my basement. Need directions on how to replicate. Please help.
DylPickle (22 days ago)
This single video is more important than the entirety of the Bible
Alper B (23 days ago)
7.5 k dislikes from tiffanys
Matheus Orth (23 days ago)
Unicorns are either Lesbians or your friend's hot mom
I want a unicorn! Female if possible... hahahah
Dear God, thank you 4 the Internet. Ps. Please be nice & bless that teacher properly!
Vahan Good (23 days ago)
MGTOW is an easy simple and best solution. 👌👌👌 It requires no charts, no analysis, no hard work, no hurt feelings, brings no sleepless nights, no anxiety... And it can save you 50% or more of your hard earned💰💰💰. Actually, when you're MGTOW, you don't even have to work that hard. Part time work and chilling, enjoying Life. ✌️✌️✌️
Myzx (23 days ago)
Luv the vid❤️
What is a 10 Crazy 10 Hot Girl?
Doctoa D (18 days ago)
@Donaudampfschiff Kapitän No problem. Always here to help mein Kapitän
@Doctoa D Thank you i seriously Wanted to know
Doctoa D (23 days ago)
complicated
Jojo (24 days ago)
What a twat. He of course fits in the "not hot" and "completely psycho" zone.
HO (3 days ago)
@Jojo There was no sarcasm. The fact that anyone would take a simple lightweight joke is strange, embarrassing and suggests serious issues. Also, it's pretty weird shrieking "troll" whenever someone makes a comment that you dislike. You should look into that. Have a good day.
Tad Jurek (3 days ago)
Jojo, imagine being an incognito troll on the internet getting triggered and making sarcastic comments about sarcastic comments.
Jojo (3 days ago)
@HO Imagine being an incognito troll making sarcastic comments behind the safety of their computer.
HO (6 days ago)
Imagine being so deranged you take a light-hearted funny video seriously.
John Ta (25 days ago)
“Danger zone - Redheads, strippers, anyone named Tiffany, “... 😆
wmbii surgeon (26 days ago)
9 million views? Shucks, I’ve got half of those!
strangetranceoffaith (26 days ago)
What I love about this is the guy doesn't understand the graph he has drawn. Below the crazy line includes women who are in his estimation 10 hot and 9.9 insane and watch out for Tiffany.
WEIRDxGRIM (26 days ago)
For those that want to know, if it's below 4 crazy and below 8 hot, you got a gamer girl, bit on the lazy side, but great dating material (and with dating material i mean sex and playing games, but watch out, they like the experiment in bed, so prepare your ass, because Mr. bad dragon is paying a visit).
Jenny lee (27 days ago)
Bunny in the pot! Lmao!!!
FELIX McClurkin (27 days ago)
Hate to say this but he's absolutely correct lmao 😂
Schtawww (28 days ago)
He forgot the Aging Algorithm. Wife a woman in the Fun Zone....why? Because the "above an 8 hot" zone will become exponentially more crazy as she becomes less hot! Also, he's 1000% correct about redheads. Hot as hell, but there's a reason why theyre going extinct....
DJUniMekaju (28 days ago)
Is there an accurate Husband Zone one? Sadly, the videos I found were in response to this in an irritated, mocking manner.
Jennifer bryant (28 days ago)
Mad fuuny 😂😂😂😂
RaceBandit (28 days ago)
Why are women autonatically crazier than trannies? The former can be considered normal; the latter can't.
genericmale (28 days ago)
The humor is this is coming from a guy that is at best a 4 on the hot scale.
Justin Akinsola (28 days ago)
Add light skin black women to the danger zone
Lisette Callis (29 days ago)
this is a joke yeah? and he is fat and fugly.. not hot and c**8
27scole (29 days ago)
There is literally no point to think about what is no point to think about.
TheBigGianTz (30 days ago)
How do i measurenthe crazyness of my girl? Need help pls im Not sure
Will K (29 days ago)
TheBigGianTz overreactions, cry to laugh ratio, instances of stalking/invasion of privacy all play factors here. These can be a result of previous baggage, so be aware of what you’re dealing with.
Edward Herda (1 month ago)
I dated two hairdressers. And a redhead. The man speaks the truth.
MPagoada (1 month ago)
Saw this like 4 years ago, thought it was a joke. After spending 2 years in the dating scene, I'm taking notes
Jordan Schekelstein (1 month ago)
Not every man can date an 8 out of 10 though. You gotta be at least an 8 yourself.
Paul None Ya (1 month ago)
Great, now I find this. I needed this information years ago and could have saved me alot of heartache.
Dean Anderson (1 month ago)
This is the greatest video ever made! Ever!!!
Питер Ли (1 month ago)
i watched this first time in my life at 25 y.o. OK...
Jacob Wallace (1 month ago)
Should add women with short hair in the danger zone. Of course that's party due to my own bad experience with one.
Armando Vega (1 month ago)
I bet all them 7.5k thumbs down are named Tiffanys
Joe Rogaine (1 month ago)
My old neighbor from childhood has been cutting my hair for 15 years. Shes the greatest stylist on the planet hands down. However, shes a redhead, and definitely fucking crazy haha. Would never want her as anything more than a friend
Trish Jackson (1 month ago)
Oh the unicorn women do exist ....yes I'm a women 😆
Doctoa D (23 days ago)
@Maen Soufi HAHAHAHA
Maen Soufi (1 month ago)
That's what a tranny would say. Next.
Kalynas Multigaming (1 month ago)
This is not cool for red people
kayin williamson (1 month ago)
This is from how I met your mother
SinsationalMike (1 month ago)
Truck was keyed and two tires slashed....by a redhead. The accuracy is truly uncanny.
sauercrowder (30 days ago)
Did she take a Louisville slugger to both headlights?
Joshua M (1 month ago)
anyone named Tiffany hahaha
ุ ุ (1 month ago)
Well I don’t think you could fall into the tranny zone since trankenstein men never look like women anyway.
Wilson Wieggel (1 month ago)
There is literally nothing wrong with this information
Lé Chain (1 month ago)
Latinas start at 5 Black women start at 6, possibly 7
Fear Dat D (30 days ago)
my experience black women are between 6 and 8, white chicks are ether 5 or 10, there is no in between, latinas 11
Chaos Knocker21 (1 month ago)
depends on how a person's personal view on that would be, as i am not one to be attracted to black women or latinas and are for me more often then not a 2 to 4
prabhjit atwal (1 month ago)
This guy sums most woman up so well. Brilliant.
Robert Walker (1 month ago)
Anybody notice he's carrying?
Robert Walker (1 month ago)
Tiffany, Karen and Kaneesha.
Ea Jordan (1 month ago)
All this shit started when they started letting Catholics on the police force ... all down hill from there
Craig Zeigler (1 month ago)
Hey guys. Check this out.
J Mariskovic (1 month ago)
Your tires are slashed and you're in jail, rabbit in the pot 🐇
By Way Of Deception (1 month ago)
Men, take the middle-aged man's advice and ACT on it. You will not be disappointed. It ain't perfect but it works.
Lia Flexx (1 month ago)
I'm about a 3 with a 9.5 rating, and I concur with this video. The scientific evidence is greater for this chart than it is for global warming.
90's soul (1 month ago)
Game of Thrones season 8 episode 5 confirmed this. I'm talking about you, Dany.
Anna Winqvist (1 month ago)
I was watching GOTS8E5 and just remembered this video! :-D
HomerMan (6 days ago)
Anna Winqvist dragon lady is definitely in the danger zone haha
Kosher Shiksa (1 month ago)
Hysterical!
Wendy S (1 month ago)
LOL, that's funny as hell. And women could learn something from it, if they're so inclined...i.e., not hopelessly crazy.
DRIFTMAN WRX (1 month ago)
i want it also explained by an Indian guy.

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